Sarcasm is My Superpower

viva-la-cerberus:

The best way to fight a villain. Thank you, Jack.

knitmeapony:

First of all how dare you

cornflakepizza:

--Worlds' Finest 21

cornflakepizza:

--Worlds' Finest 21

wlntersoldier:

don’t date anyone who doesn’t think hawkeye is a valuable member of the avengers

coolscar:

i havent eaten an apple in days. the doctors are closing in. my barricade wont last much longer. theyre coming. tell my family i love them

afadingoctober:

balancingtheledger:

jaredsadalecki:

why is no one talking about this

'Black Widow' is listed for 2015 on Scarlett Johansson's IMDB page.

afadingoctober:

balancingtheledger:

jaredsadalecki:

why is no one talking about this

'Black Widow' is listed for 2015 on Scarlett Johansson's IMDB page.

marlborodiamonds:

sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star

People everywhere have their differences. In some places, the highborn frown upon those of low birth. In other places, the rape and murder of children is considered distasteful. What a fortunate thing for you, former Queen Regent, that your daughter Myrcella has been sent to live in the latter sort of place.